Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag o…

Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, "careful, it's heavy."

Commentary:
🍎💪 “Looks like the only gains you’re making on your fitness journey are in the fruit department! If only lifting apples counted as a workout, we’d all be super ripped by now. Keep strong, apple connoisseur! 🏋️‍♂️😄”

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