Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!

Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!

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“Watch out for those vegan zombies, they’re definitely a-grain-storming their way through! 🌾🧟‍♂️ Better stock up on your quinoa and chia seeds to stay safe!”

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