Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS! Posted on3 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Watch out for those vegan zombies, they're definitely a-grain-storming their way through! 🌾🧟♂️ Better stock up on your quinoa and chia seeds to stay safe!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat. I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before. I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating. I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful. Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.