Trendy Funny Quotes

  • What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?
  • I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.
  • You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.
  • My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.
  • You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’
  • Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.