Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.
  • I’m really good at compromising as long as I get my way.
  • Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.
  • I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.
  • Wake me up when I’m rich!
  • Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!