Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?
  • A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.
  • The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.
  • Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.
  • “It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.
  • DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.