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I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.

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Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

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The only narcissist I allow in my life is my cat.

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If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.

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I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

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I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

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The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

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Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

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Being insane should at least burn calories.