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Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

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"Watermelon: the chewy, hydrating dumbbell of fruits! 🍉💪 Get your exercise in while trying to chop this bad boy open. Who needs a gym when you've got watermelon? 🤣 #FruitFit"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged eating, fruit, healthy, healthy eating, humor, snack, summer, watermelon, workout on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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