Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

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You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.

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You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.

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“You handled that with such grace” are words that have never been spoken to me.

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I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.

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Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.

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I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

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Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

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If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

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I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

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Wow, this was a really long day of playing on my phone.