Trendy Funny Quotes

  • There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.
  • Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.
  • Kettlebells? I thought you said kettle chips.
  • “What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.
  • My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.
  • I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.