We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

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Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober.

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Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

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I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

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I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

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I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.

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“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

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Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

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If insomnia were a sport, I’d have endorsement deals.

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Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

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Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.