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We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t hav…

We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t hav…

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"Looks like our ancestors were living life on the edge! 🙈 Let's take a moment to appreciate modern inventions and, well, wise decisions 😂👏"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged ancestor, ancestors, birth, condom, family, gathering, here, humor, joke, life, today on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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