We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Looks like our ancestors were living life on the edge! 🙈 Let's take a moment to appreciate modern inventions and, well, wise decisions 😂👏" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you. Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs. Oxygen was discovered in 1773. How did our ancestors breathe before then? Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.” Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.