We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWe are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though. Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots. One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.
