We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms. Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like our ancestors were living life on the edge! 🙈 Let's take a moment to appreciate modern inventions and, well, wise decisions 😂👏" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots. So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though. One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves. Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on. Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.
