Commentary:
"Looks like our ancestors were living life on the edge! 
Let's take a moment to appreciate modern inventions and, well, wise decisions 
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Related Funny Quotes 
- Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.
- So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.
- One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.
- Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.
- Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.
