Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.
  • I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?
  • I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.
  • I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.
  • I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.
  • I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.