Wordgag ツ

Commentary:
"Ah, the glorious 40s, where discussing the efficiency of a vegetable peeler suddenly becomes an important decision-making factor 🥕🔪 Here's to embracing the quirks and joys of adulthood, one kitchen gadget at a time! 😉"

40s, adulthood, aging, changes, favorite, humor, life, life changes, peeler, vegetable, welcome

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

Funny Quotes Collections

✨ New Funny Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

12 shares on TikTok this month:

Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

66 shares on Telegram this month:

The main reason I got divorced was cause I got married.

41 shares on Twitch this month:

Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

27 shares on Facebook this month:

Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

22 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.

67 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

77 shares on Threads this month:

Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

95 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.

98 shares on Discord this month:

As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.

57 shares on Snapchat this month:

I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget.

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

Where does everyone go to get kisses? I haven’t figured this out yet.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

Sometimes I have to turn off the news and put on a true crime documentary, so I can relax.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn’t a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

Unfortunately, I could never be nonchalant because I am not well in the head, and also my soul is on fire.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

No, I can’t tonight. I already have plans to look at my phone somewhere else.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I don’t understand my wardrobe. It’s full, but I don’t have clothes.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.

Trending via TikTok:

“I’m not jealous of nobody but stay-at-home wives who are married to wealthy men.”

Spotted on Pinterest:

Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

Seen just now on Slack:

My most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?

I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.

Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

Keep the laugh going 😂

If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?

I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.

I’m pretty sure emojis were invented so introverts don’t have to say anything to anyone.

Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨