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I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.

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I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month.

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In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.

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I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

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The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

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Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

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If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

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Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

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I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

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Pinterest is so therapeutic. There’s no drama, no one to argue with. Just pretty pictures.