Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.
  • Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.
  • Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.
  • Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?
  • My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.
  • How do I un-know people?