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Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.

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Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

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I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.

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Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

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There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

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I feel bad for those that don’t enjoy their own company. I be having a ball by myself.

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Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

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Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

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I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

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Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

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There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.

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Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

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Stop bothering me, or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people, but I can tell you are not yet aware of.

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You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

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Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

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My trauma is between me and this bartender. The rest of you, mind your business.

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The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

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That looks like a problem for someone else.

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What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.

Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.

There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

I feel bad for those that don’t enjoy their own company. I be having a ball by myself.

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I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

Someone you haven’t talked to in forever will show up in your dream just to do a backflip.

People moaning and making noise over food makes me so livid I can’t keep it in.

I forgot how weird November is. There’s no afternoon; it’s just night after 3 p.m.

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The people that sing their heart out, but terribly, are my people.

Last night’s dream could have been an email.

One day I’ll have a sassy, know-it-all daughter, and my husband will say, “She got that from you,” and I can’t wait.

My advice to young people to prepare for getting older is to start stretching immediately.

I love saying “my man” and not his name, so when I get a new one, nobody knows.

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Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.

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“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

Oh my God, “unc” means uncool. I thought it meant uncle. Like you’re carrying the energy of someone’s weird uncle.

Some people shop for designer heels. I shop for nonstop flight deals.

People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

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