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I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

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People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

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Wanna know a real adult life hack? Don’t tell anyone when you have a day off. Absolutely no one.

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Thought you guys should know this was only Monday. It’s also still Monday.

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Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

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Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

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If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

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I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

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Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.