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Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

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Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

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I become the most financially irresponsible person in the world the second I step into a Japanese stationary store.

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Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

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Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

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I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

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A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute.

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There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.

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Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

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If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

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All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

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What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

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I’m so old and have never even met a woman named Jolene. I’d really like to find her, though. She can have my man.

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It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

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Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

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Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

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I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

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The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

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The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

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I probably think this song is about me.

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The older I get, the more I don’t want to do things.

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I don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

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Caveman bartender: “This one’s on the cave.”

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Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

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“It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

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Sorry, I can’t hang out. I don’t know enough words.

Making waves on Slack:

Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

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My superpower is keeping this couch cushion warm.

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Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

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I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance.

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Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

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If I were a higher power, and people were doing evil in my name, I’d probably stop it … but that’s just me.

Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

364 days until Christmas, and people already have decorations up. Unbelievable.

Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

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