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"Today's motto: Be as bold and fearless as a 4-year old rocking a Batman cape! 💪🦇 Just remember, confidence is key… and maybe a cape too! 😄 #UnleashYourInnerSuperhero"

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Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.

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5 months ago

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Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

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2 months ago

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Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs.

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3 months ago

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You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

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2 months ago

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Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

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2 months ago

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Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

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2 months ago

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🎉🥂 New Year Quotes

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41 shares on Facebook this month:

“I” before “E,” except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from weird, feisty, caffeinated weightlifters.

95 shares on Twitch this month:

Calm yourself, Lucifer. You did the right thing coming to me for advice.

58 shares on Instagram this month:

I have some fart jokes I’ve been holding in.

83 shares on Pinterest this month:

Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

31 shares on X this month:

Who called it a deep freeze instead of ice-o-lation?

69 shares on Discord this month:

My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

47 shares on WeChat this month:

Once you find humor in any situation, you have nothing to fear.

42 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Don’t forget to overestimate your importance today.

19 shares on Reddit this month:

Your pronouns should be get/help.

16 shares on TikTok this month:

Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

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Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

If you get bitten by a snake and you’re not sure if it was poisonous, simply wait to see if you die or not. That should give you your answer.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

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Seen just now on WeChat:

Life update: it’s getting worse.

Just shared via Reddit:

The worst part of a fender bender is having to get out of your car and meet a new person.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Dollar Tree needs to just go ahead and rename it to A Couple Dollars.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

Trending via Reddit:

Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

Making waves on Instagram:

All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

Seen just now on Telegram:

Wanna worship each other until the end of all things?

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Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.

Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs.

You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

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