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  • Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.
  • Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.
  • I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.
  • Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.
  • Sometimes I need a break from myself but it’s like, ugh, everywhere I go there I am.
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