Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

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Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

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I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.

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Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

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Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time.

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If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.

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He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

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Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.