When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhen a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary. Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode? You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for. The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.
