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I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

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You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

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Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

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Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

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