When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes.

When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes.

Commentary:
"Marriage – where 'bless you' turns into 'BOO!' for better or for worse! Remember, nothing says 'I love you' like a well-timed sneeze jump scare."

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