Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.
  • I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.
  • We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.
  • If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.
  • When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.
  • I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.