When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes. Posted onMar 18, 2025 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Marriage – where 'bless you' turns into 'BOO!' for better or for worse! Remember, nothing says 'I love you' like a well-timed sneeze jump scare." Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You don’t scare me, I was married once. Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket. If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong? If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms. “I’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.