When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

When I hear the word "horror", the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

Commentary:
“Ah, the true terror of adulting! Forget haunted houses, the scariest maze is navigating through those bills looming over us like ghosts in the night. 👻💸 Who needs Halloween when you have the spine-chilling spectacle of your bank account post-rent day? 😅 #SpookedByBills”

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