When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said. My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor. If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore. If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more. Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.