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My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

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I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

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I’ve heard so much about the “Eye of the Tiger,” but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters?

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None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

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The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

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Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

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If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

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Not again. I mean good morning.

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I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

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Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.