When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

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"Judging a good doctor by their waiting room Wi-Fi? Well, looks like the real key to a strong patient-doctor relationship is a solid connection! 📶💉 Who knew your internet speed could be a vital sign too? 🤣 #DoctorApprovedInternet"

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