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55 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

26 shares on YouTube this month:

Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

94 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.

33 shares on WeChat this month:

If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

12 shares on Reddit this month:

Who called it a deep freeze instead of ice-o-lation?

30 shares on YouTube this month:

I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.

10 shares on X this month:

I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

91 shares on Slack this month:

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.

37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

34 shares on Instagram this month:

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year, and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

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Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

Let me seduce you with my knowledge on useless things.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

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Spreading quickly via X:

Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”

Making waves on Slack:

“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

Just landed via Pinterest:

When I grow up, I’d like to be a retired lottery winner.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

Spotted on TikTok:

Ginger ale is the champagne of soda.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

My problem is, I wanna be the only one at the gym when I go.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

Live now on Telegram:

Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

Spotted on Facebook:

Getting the ick because he put the windshield wipers on at a higher rate than was needed.

Making waves on Messenger:

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

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When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

Good morning, did you have a nice weekend? I ask my many open work tabs.

They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

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When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

Good morning, did you have a nice weekend? I ask my many open work tabs.

They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

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