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I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

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I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

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Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

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Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

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Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

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Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

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First date idea: you bring me coffee in bed, and we snuggle all morning.

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I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

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The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

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My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.

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I didn’t like my beard at first… then it grew on me.

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Don’t play with the feelings I barely have.

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I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

Going viral on Messenger:

My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

Trending via Threads:

The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

Reported on Threads:

My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

Just landed via Telegram:

Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

Jan 27, 2025

When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

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Ah, the circle of tech life: from fixing your parents' computer to becoming the family IT guru for your kids. 🔄💻 It's like a never-ending cycle of "turn it off and on again" wisdom being passed down through the ages. Maybe we are the chosen ones who hold the elusive secrets of computer sorcery! 🔮🧙‍♂️ Just call us the Digital Wizards of the modern era! ✨🧙‍♀️

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If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

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Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

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Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

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Sometimes after sex, I wonder what it would be like to have sex as a couple.

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My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

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You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

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If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be.

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The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.

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Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

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Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

Going viral on Reddit:

Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

Spotted on YouTube:

I’m the ick in fantastic.

Spotted on Facebook:

I know breakfastless behavior when I see it.

Trending via Snapchat:

Walmart was wild as hell today, so I fit right in.

Going viral on Discord:

How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

Trending via Pinterest:

Why does the weekend always feel like it lasts five minutes?

Making waves on Facebook:

Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

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I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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