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The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.

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Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don’t fancy nonsense is really important.

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Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

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Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

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I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

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Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

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I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.

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If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

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Where do I see myself in 5 years? Here, but fatter.

82 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.

46 shares on Instagram this month:

Golf would be more exciting to watch if they played naked.

50 shares on Snapchat this month:

I love saying “sounds good” at work, and no shit be sounding good.

74 shares on WeChat this month:

Have you ever accidentally opened your front-facing camera, and it ruined your day a little?

32 shares on Discord this month:

Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

62 shares on X this month:

Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

47 shares on Twitch this month:

To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

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My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

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World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

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I’m sorry I bit your hand when you reached for my popcorn.

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I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

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Performative male is kinda just a rebrand of metrosexual, which is just a way to say a straight guy is a little bit faggy.

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My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.

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Start every meeting with, “Let’s just agree to disagree.”

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Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

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Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

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If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

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Just shared via LinkedIn:

Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.

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My last straw is way longer than I thought.

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I wish I had a friend like me.

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At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.

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Reminder that you need to be scrolling all day to monitor the situation.

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Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

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I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

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It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

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Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

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Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

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When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

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The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.

Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don’t fancy nonsense is really important.

Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

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