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Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

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Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

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I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

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Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

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Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

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I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

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If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

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Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.

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An Amish party in the desert called churning man.