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An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

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Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

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What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

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My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

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Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.

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Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

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I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

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I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

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“What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love.

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Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.