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I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.

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Can I come over and look at your Hot Wheels collection?

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Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

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You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.

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I only squeak when I’m squoken to.

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Welcome to Twitter, someone from an unhappy home will attend to you shortly.

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The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

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Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog listens.

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To be gentle in this world is an act of rebellion.

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A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

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I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

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The worst thing about being an adult is that you have to be one every single day.

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Welcome to your 40’s: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

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Half of my problems are because I said “sure” instead of “no.”

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Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

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Why is adulthood just bills and wondering what to eat?

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The existence of raw sexuality implies the existence of medium sexuality, but also well-done sexuality.

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The day after Christmas is a dangerous morning to be a microwave.

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I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

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My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

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Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

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Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.

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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

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It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

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Scared to go on dates, cause what if I find the one and never be able to be single again.

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Dance like China isn’t watching.

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No need for a Halloween costume this year because there’s nothing scarier than being in your mid-20s and not knowing who you are or what you want to do anymore.

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Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

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Breakfast in bed: where your cozy blanket turns into a crumby crime scene.

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The thing I bought on Etsy in 2017 has shipped.

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Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”

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I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

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