Where have you been all of my life and can you please go back there? Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhere have you been all of my life and can you please go back there? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far. I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes. If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth. Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows. They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis.