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The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

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McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

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Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”.

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The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good.

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Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

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If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

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Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.

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Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

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We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

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Stick with me and you’ll go places. None of them good, but still.