Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.
  • The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.
  • People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.
  • Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.
  • I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.
  • Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.