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The older I get, the more I understand why witches lived alone in the woods.

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Best time to reach me is when I’m at work. Don’t bother me when I’m at home.

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Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

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Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

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Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

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If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.”

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I can’t tell if I need coffee, a hug, or to just go live in the woods forever.

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I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

74 shares on Twitch this month:

The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

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“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

52 shares on Reddit this month:

If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

40 shares on Messenger this month:

I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

30 shares on Threads this month:

Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

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They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

29 shares on Telegram this month:

If you see me in public, it’s AI.

35 shares on Messenger this month:

I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

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For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

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Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

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You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

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Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same!

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Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

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It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

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Tuesday is just Monday wearing a fake mustache.

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That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

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When life shuts a door, open it again. It’s a door. That’s how they work.

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I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

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Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.

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Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.

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My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

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Asking my landlord if he has any Cyber Monday deals.

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Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

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Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

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My therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick: “They’re not your friends if they disagree with you or try to challenge you.”

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“Why would I lie to you?” I don’t know, maybe because you’re a liar.

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4 out 3 people struggle with math.

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Earth is hard.

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The older I get, the more I understand why witches lived alone in the woods.

Best time to reach me is when I’m at work. Don’t bother me when I’m at home.

Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.”

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