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Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls 🕊️🍞. It's like they were just asking for trouble! Just imagine the chaos and destruction those hungry birds must have caused. Lesson learned: don't mess with seagulls unless you're prepared for the consequences! 🤣

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I’ve been commissioned to kiss you on the lips. I need to get this done by tonight.

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Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.

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“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

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It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

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You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

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I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

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My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Girl to girl: Please have at least two boyfriends.

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Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

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Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

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Another day waiting, and wishing, and wanting.

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Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

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You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

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Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day.

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Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.

I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”

Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

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My favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to hell.

I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.

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Imagine you and me as cows in Switzerland, enjoying the view and saying “moo” every day.

I’m at an age where I don’t have to go anywhere and I still have jet lag.

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Even wild things have slow mornings.

Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck.

Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.

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Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

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