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The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

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I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.

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I only attract psychopaths. If you’ve ever had a crush on me, find a therapist.

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People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

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Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

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I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

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Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

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If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash.

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My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

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Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.