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Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

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“Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Every cat is a little celebrity to me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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508 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,101

Funny Quotes Topics

17,252

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Spreading quickly via Threads:

I made you snort laugh, so we’re going out, right?

Seen just now on Twitch:

Pepsi & Coca-Cola can’t even be in the same restaurant… and we want world peace.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

Breaking via Telegram:

I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

Just landed via TikTok:

I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

Just shared via Facebook:

My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

Live now on Instagram:

Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.

Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?

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Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?

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Ah, the great mystery of coffee! ☕️😄 It's like the beans are inviting you in with their delightful aroma, only to have your breath give others a less-than-pleasant surprise. Maybe the beans are just trying to show off and steal the spotlight, leaving coffee breath feeling a bit left out. It's all fun and games until someone breathes out a "bleh"! 😂

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My cat’s in a bad mood, despite eating and sleeping all day.

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My favorite genre of tweet is conservative guy asking Grok, ‘Is this true?’ and then arguing with it when it doesn’t give him the answer he likes.

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5 months ago

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I have tasted academic validation. I have tasted romantic love. I recommend getting a hobby.

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4 months ago

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I feel like a large portion of my adult life has been looking for an adult to do my adulting.

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5 months ago

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“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

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Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

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65 shares on X this month:

“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

17 shares on Discord this month:

I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

13 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your clothes are still in the washing machine.

47 shares on Telegram this month:

Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

16 shares on TikTok this month:

Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

88 shares on X this month:

Maybe somewhere in a parallel universe, I wake up feeling refreshed and energetic each day.

76 shares on YouTube this month:

Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

99 shares on YouTube this month:

Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

65 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

47 shares on Reddit this month:

Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.

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Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport.

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My future husband is very lucky; he will never stay hungry, because I know so many restaurants with delicious food.

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Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

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Extroverts love our energy. That’s why they suck it out of us.

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You will meet a girl who is very strange and a little bit evil. It’s really important that you don’t lose me.

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“We’re the only species that drinks milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!” We’re also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies, Karen. Let me eat my cheese in peace.

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Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

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I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

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It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

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I find it extremely hard to believe that you’re rolling on the floor laughing.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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508 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,101

Funny Quotes Topics

17,252

Funny Quotes Images

15,101

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Dec 23, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

(to the boys in the yard) I hope you brought your own milkshake.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

The older I get, no.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear as bubbles over our heads.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

I’m an adult in the same way that Katy Perry is an astronaut.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Threads:

Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

Making waves on Snapchat:

My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

Going bananas on Slack:

That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

Making waves on Twitch:

So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

Making waves on Reddit:

Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.

Going bananas on X:

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

Trending via WeChat:

Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.

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