Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

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I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

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Just so you know, what you now call an energy bar is what my father gave the canary.

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Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

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I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.

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Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.

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Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

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Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

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The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

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Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

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Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.