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Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

I have information that will lead to where your hug is at.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

This whole week could have been an email.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

Men make it so easy to hate them.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun to not be able to open that drawer.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

Something very chic about crying while driving… have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash… other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over…

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Just landed via Discord:

Adding lol to things is good feng shui.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I didn’t want to go to work tomorrow morning.

Going viral on Discord:

I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.

Shared recently on Discord:

Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

Just shared via YouTube:

I need an Apple Watch that tracks when my patience runs out.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Sometimes I’ll pause a YouTube video to scroll on reels. I’m not sure if I’ll ever be able to be loved genuinely.

Spotted on Twitch:

Imagine giving someone your heart at Christmas, but the very next day they give it away. Haha, would feel so stupid.

Spotted on Messenger:

I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

Just shared via Facebook:

A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

Witty quote about misinterpreting "looking for fun," with a humorous twist on drawing instead of sex.
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Commentary:
"Maybe they need to rethink their definition of fun 🎨 Drawing can lead to great masterpieces and deep conversations… and it won't leave you with any awkward paint stains 😉 #ArtOverRomance"

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43 shares on Threads this month:

Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

92 shares on Slack this month:

Going to the gym for my health and wellbeing? No, I just wanna look good naked.

48 shares on LinkedIn this month:

At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

89 shares on Discord this month:

I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you ever find yourself as a houseguest for an extended period of time, here is the golden rule for success: invisible by day, charming by night.

85 shares on Messenger this month:

Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.

68 shares on Twitch this month:

Main difference between me and my jokes is that folks don’t laugh at my jokes.

64 shares on Twitch this month:

Songs discovered from movies are usually a masterpiece.

99 shares on X this month:

I let my girl wear whatever because you’re staring, and I’m hittin’ that.

35 shares on Discord this month:

I am the human version of tangled headphones.

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Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

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No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

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Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

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Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

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I think I could actually generate electricity with how irritated I get sometimes.

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Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

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I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

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Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

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Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

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Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

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Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

Your DM doesn’t match the Bible quote in your bio. Uh-oh.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Sharing wired earphones is a forgotten form of intimacy.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

You know it’s bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

“Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Pinterest:

I’ve been so stressed about getting my shit together that I haven’t gotten any of my shit together.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

With great power comes a great electricity bill.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover.

Just shared via X:

You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I hate when I change the battery in the bathroom scale, and it starts telling the truth again.

Just shared via Instagram:

A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.

Spotted on Discord:

I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

Just landed via Slack:

I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

We really do need a separate grocery store for people who’ve been on Earth before.

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