Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake? Commentary:"Indeed, the real question here is, why would you waste a good cake like that? 🎂🤷♂️ Perhaps they should start a 'Cake-In' trend instead, where people pop out from the center and enjoy a slice or two! 🍰😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me. “Jump to Recipe” is the closest we’ll ever get to teleportation. I don’t understand the phrase “You can’t have your cake and eat it” because if I have cake, what the hell else am I supposed to do with it. Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”