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Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

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I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

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The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

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It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

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I’d like to shrink you down and add you to my keychain.

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My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

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Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.

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Mercury retrograde: because adulting is hard, and sometimes you just need a celestial excuse.

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Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.

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Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.