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Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack.

There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

Saying “Who is it?” when the doctor knocks on the exam room door.

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I want this laziness removed from my body.

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Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

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How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

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