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I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

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If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.

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I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

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I think my type is a nice person.

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Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

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David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

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You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

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I really don’t get enough praise for someone who doesn’t need validation from others.

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Every room can be a room with a view when I’m in it.

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The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.