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  • Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.
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  • If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.
  • They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.
  • Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.
  • Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.