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Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

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"Who needs a mirror when you can just marry your doppelganger in a wig? 🤣 It’s like finding your own personal clone with a dash of style! 💁‍♂️💁‍♀️ But hey, variety is the spice of life, right? 👫💇‍♂️💇‍♀️ #WiggingOut"



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