You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do. Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYou better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down. I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty. In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives. Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so. I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.