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You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

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Oh boy, sounds like someone's hit the send button with a vengeance! 💌💥 Let's hope they have better luck reaching you through the inbox than with their fists! 😂🙏 #EmailsOverKnockouts

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged before, better, email, finds, God, humor, i, pray, whatever on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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