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I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

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Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

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You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

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You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.

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Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

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Whoever created / mandated the auto start-stop feature on cars should be dragged into the town square to be tarred and feathered!

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I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.

78 shares on X this month:

80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

94 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m like a semicolon, most people don’t know what to do with me.

69 shares on TikTok this month:

This meeting could have been an unread email.

62 shares on Instagram this month:

Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.

22 shares on Slack this month:

Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

65 shares on Discord this month:

If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

74 shares on Snapchat this month:

My role at Thanksgiving dinner is to Blair Witch it alone in the corner.

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After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

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Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

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How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

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Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

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Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

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It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

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Home is where the tap water doesn’t taste funny.

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I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

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An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

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I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

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Shutting up is gluten-free. Maybe add that to your diet, princess.

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Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

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Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

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Oh, you’re in a situationship? Which one are you, the liar or the loser?

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Growing old is a process of saying “it’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?

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I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

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The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

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It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

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