You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Sorry, darling, but you'll have to choose between pouty perfection and purrfection! 🐱💋 Who needs glossy lips when you have a fabulous feline to cuddle with? Meowvelous choice! 😹💄" Related Funny Posts 🤝 My lips could use some attention today. “You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to. You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat. My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter. Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?