You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Sorry, darling, but you'll have to choose between pouty perfection and purrfection! 🐱💋 Who needs glossy lips when you have a fabulous feline to cuddle with? Meowvelous choice! 😹💄" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 “You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to. When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior? My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me. You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat. Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?