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"Ah, the wonderful world of assumptions – where we become expert storytellers about people we barely know! 🤔💭 Remember, just because you've crafted a masterpiece in your mind, doesn't make it true! 🎭😄"

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24 shares on WeChat this month:

Anyone else smile at old people just to show that you’re one of the good ones.

39 shares on Snapchat this month:

Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover.

81 shares on Slack this month:

It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.

98 shares on WeChat this month:

“It could be drugs,” I tell myself as I buy more books.

64 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

79 shares on Twitch this month:

The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

19 shares on TikTok this month:

“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

27 shares on Discord this month:

How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

67 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not so sure anymore.

60 shares on TikTok this month:

Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.

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Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

20s: LOL! 30s: OMG! 40s: WTF!

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

You can tell a lot about someone based on which Spice Girl they were most attracted to.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

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Spotted on Facebook:

I see why grandmas used to cook dinner at 3 p.m. and sit down the rest of the day.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

Making waves on Reddit:

Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

Freshly posted on Discord:

My kids want to know what’s for dinner, like they’re going to be happy with the answer.

Seen just now on TikTok:

It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Adulthood – a never-ending story of shit you have to do.

Going viral on Reddit:

I think when girls start liking pink again, it means they’re healing.

Breaking via Twitch:

You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

Just landed via Slack:

They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Uber drivers have secret access to a streaming service of exclusively the worst music you’ve ever heard.

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You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m dumb.

While the optimist and pessimist argued about the glass of water, the opportunist drank it.

I told you so. Kind regards, your gut feeling.

There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

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You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know.

Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m dumb.

While the optimist and pessimist argued about the glass of water, the opportunist drank it.

I told you so. Kind regards, your gut feeling.

There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

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