Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.