You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

Commentary:
“Ah, the classic ‘liquid courage meets intense gaze’ situation. 🍸👀 It’s like a high-stakes game of staring contest with a twist – and by twist, I mean the potential for awkward confessions and questionable decisions! Proceed with caution, folks. 😆”

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