“You changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.

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I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

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My wife has the worst taste in men.

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A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

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I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

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As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”

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If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

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I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

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I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

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TikTok? I still call it a watch.

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Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.