You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

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Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

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I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.

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Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

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Parents saying “I know my child” will forever be the funniest joke.

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Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

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Men be like “I would do anything for you” and then do nothing.

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I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

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I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

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Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

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“You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.