You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

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I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

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I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

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It’s not getting better or worse, but rather a third mysterious thing.

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I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

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I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

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There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.

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Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.

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I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

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Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

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How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.