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Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.

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Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

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Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

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Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.

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Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

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Nudes are outdated. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

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I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

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I can’t go to war, I have to water my plants.

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The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

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I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

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The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

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My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

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I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

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What does international law say about a third Margarita?

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Imagine sex with me. No, not like that, you’re doing it all wrong!

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If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

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I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

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The people who “don’t have time” and the people who “always find time” have the same amount of time.

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I hope my parents feel proud. They scared me so bad about getting pregnant as a teenager that now they’re never getting grandkids.

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Love when job applications ask for my desired salary so I can choose between not being hired and being exploited for my work.

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Sometimes you have to sit back and imagine what life could be if it wasn’t a horrifying nightmare.

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Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.

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Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

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The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

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I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

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My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

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Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

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Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

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If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

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Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

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Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

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The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

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Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

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Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.

Dear algorithm, please show this post only to smart people with a refined sense of beauty.

Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

If by ‘leg day’ you mean a day that we put your legs on my shoulders, then yes, I love leg day.

Life hack: You don’t need white noise to sleep when you have constant ringing in your ears.

Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

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