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I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

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When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”

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Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

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Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

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Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

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I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone.

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We’ve got a shituation here.

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If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

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Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

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Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.