Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.
  • It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.
  • Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.
  • When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”
  • That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.
  • The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”