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Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely responded to my telepathic messages.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

Once this pandemic ends, I’m legit quitting video games and getting a girlfriend for real.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

I just bought a universal remote. This changes everything.

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Making waves on Pinterest:

That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

“Devil’s advocate” implies the existence of heaven’s prosecutor.

Trending via Slack:

Procrastination isn’t a horrible thing. I mean, you always have something to do tomorrow… plus you have nothing to do today.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

Just landed via Twitch:

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

Seen just now on Telegram:

The best part about being married is having a permanent person to debrief with immediately after any social event.

Trending via YouTube:

Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

Making waves on YouTube:

It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

Making waves on Discord:

I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

Seen just now on Slack:

Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

1 month ago

Playful quote about donating someone else's body to science, humorously challenging norms.

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Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate act of generosity: donating somebody else's body to science! 🧠💉 Who needs consent anyway, right? 🤣 Just imagine the confusion at the medical lab when they receive a random body in the mail. 📦💁‍♂️ Science sure loves surprises! 🔬"

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91 shares on Instagram this month:

Don’t disrespect me and then be the moral compass on how I respond.

66 shares on Facebook this month:

Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

49 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

31 shares on Messenger this month:

I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

34 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The Wi-Fi stops working for 2 minutes, and suddenly I start thinking about life.

96 shares on Snapchat this month:

You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

33 shares on Facebook this month:

That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

43 shares on YouTube this month:

My dating era has come to an end. I’d like to thank those who participated.

33 shares on Facebook this month:

You looked so beautiful and combative as we were detained for questioning.

73 shares on WeChat this month:

I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough.

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No, you’re not a “prompt engineer,” you’re a sloperator.

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90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying works.

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Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

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When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

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Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

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Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control.

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I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

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You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.

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My watch battery is fully charged. So I got some time.

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I can relate to America, because I too am about to enter a depression.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

Kinda psycho that there’s a clothing brand called “Banana Republic.”

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

Word on the street is that the fire in your heart is out.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

Old age is always 15 years older than I am.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

Don’t forget to have an orgasm today. Partner is optional. Pleasure is not.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

I’m so single right now that I stood on a cliff and shouted, “I love you,” and my echo replied, “I just wanna be friends.”

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

WhatsApp needs to remove that “this message was deleted” notification. It’s unnecessary drama.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Discord:

People my age are on baby #2, and I’m on drink #5.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.

Breaking via Twitch:

Female rage is your handbag continuously slipping off your shoulder.

Trending via YouTube:

When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

Breaking via Messenger:

A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

Trending via Instagram:

I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

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