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My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

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Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.

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I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

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Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

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Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

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Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

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On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

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Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

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Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.