Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.
  • It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.
  • When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”
  • The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye.
  • Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.
  • Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.