You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids. Funny Quotes September 29, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYou think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?” Single in the womb, single till the tomb! Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well. Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions. Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.