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People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

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My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

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Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

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Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

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“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

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46 shares on Telegram this month:

You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.

45 shares on Messenger this month:

Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

27 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?

70 shares on Instagram this month:

If there are parallel realities, I really hope they’re not as stupid as this one.

66 shares on X this month:

Asked a German woman why Germany produced so many legendary physicists / mathematicians, and her response was basically, “Have you considered educating people who aren’t rich?”

94 shares on Slack this month:

What did people do before alarm clocks? Just go to bed like, “Hope I wake up in time for work tomorrow.”

80 shares on Telegram this month:

They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before.

42 shares on Messenger this month:

You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

22 shares on Slack this month:

I’ve been so stressed about getting my shit together that I haven’t gotten any of my shit together.

52 shares on Pinterest this month:

How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

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Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.

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Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.

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Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

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I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

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I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

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I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

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That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

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If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.

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Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

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America is like that TV show that’s been on for too long, and the writers don’t know what to do, so they just make anything happen.

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Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

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The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear.

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When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

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Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

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When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

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I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

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This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women.

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Shutting up is gluten-free. Maybe add that to your diet, princess.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.

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People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

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