You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know! Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYou unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know! Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths. Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet. Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head. Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me. You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.