You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

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I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

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Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

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Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

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I’d like to shrink you down and add you to my keychain.

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I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

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Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.

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You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

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Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

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“Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

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I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.