Trendy Funny Quotes

  • “I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?
  • Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.
  • Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.
  • Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.
  • French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.
  • All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.