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"Oh, so you're saying I should watch out for devilish details? 👀👹 Well, I do have a way of turning a blind eye to those pesky little buggers. Ignorance is bliss, right? 😅🔍 #DetailsSchmetails"

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I’m at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work.

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“What’s your 5-year plan?” I’ll probably go to the movies next week, I think.

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Walking around the art museum and verbally saying, “Banger,” after inspecting a painting.

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Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

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On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

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My name is Bob but my friends don’t call me.

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Some people are wise, some folks are otherwise.

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People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

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Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much cheese you need to add, everyone knows cheese is measured with the heart.

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Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

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I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

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Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

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When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

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I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

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You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

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Being an adult is spending every day looking at a pill bottle, wondering, “Did I take this already?”

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iPad PR is so crazy because you think you absolutely need one until you get it.

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The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

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Being a writer means canceling your plans so you have time to write, and then spending hours avoiding writing.

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I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

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Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

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A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

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Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

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I love chatty cats like, yeah, bro, meow meow, you’re so right.

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I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

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Music just makes living on this earth a little bit more bearable.

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I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

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If you’re not easily offended, why are you even online?

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This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

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You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

So stupid how New York is actually as cool as everyone says.

No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

I love hard, but I stupid harder.

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You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

Keep the laugh going 😂

Help, I accidentally used dark humor with normal people, and now they’re concerned for my mental health.

So stupid how New York is actually as cool as everyone says.

No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

Adding “Free HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.

I love hard, but I stupid harder.

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