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Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

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Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.

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Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.

Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

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I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

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Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.

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Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

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Ozzy Osbourne has mumbled through entire sentences, and I still understood him better than most of my exes.

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