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  • He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.
  • My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.
  • Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.
  • It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.
  • I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.
  • If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.