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Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

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That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

There is a grave concern that this post will produce zero likes.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

They should invent a Twitter where the timeline doesn’t refresh against your will.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

I feel like you’re allowed to start your day at 4 p.m. if you are pure of heart.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

And to my great-grandchildren, I leave 48,567 screenshots.

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Dec 31, 2025

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Shared recently on Threads:

You can be anything. Be the person who ends meetings early.

Just landed via WeChat:

Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

Trending via Reddit:

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

Trending via YouTube:

Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

Just landed via TikTok:

I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.

You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

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You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

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Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

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At some point in life, you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad.

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I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.

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2 months ago

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The subtle art of letting yourself go crazy once in a while.

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It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

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Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

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33 shares on Threads this month:

When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

63 shares on Twitch this month:

Being a procrastinator and a perfectionist means you’re stressed about work … that you haven’t even started yet.

15 shares on Discord this month:

If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.

66 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

41 shares on YouTube this month:

I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

15 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m perverted, but in an elegant and whimsical way.

16 shares on Twitch this month:

Meetings are just podcasts I didn’t choose.

88 shares on Reddit this month:

Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

79 shares on Facebook this month:

“Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

18 shares on Reddit this month:

I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.

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7 folks are currently checking 👀

I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.

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Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

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Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

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My style isn’t even my real style yet. Just wait till my budget matches my vision.

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Enjoy the time between diapers!

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Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

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We’re living in increasingly unfergalicious times.

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Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

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If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

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Whenever I close an app and immediately open it back up, I really feel how dire it all is.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

My body feels like it’s aging in dog years.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Today’s kids don’t even get chicken pox anymore, they go straight to STDs.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

I have no prime. I will evolve till I die.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via WeChat:

“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

Just landed via Telegram:

Sometimes life is like a cowshed. You step from one turd into the next.

Just shared via YouTube:

The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

Spotted on Slack:

If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

Just landed via WeChat:

I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more.

Making waves on Slack:

The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

Making waves on Reddit:

Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Why do flat earthers care so much? Like, what if the Earth is flat. What now?

Going viral on Messenger:

Mental state: just googled “When will the sun explode.”

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