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I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

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New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

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The meteorologist who devised the wind chill factor has died. He was 86, but he felt like 75.

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At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

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There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

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Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.

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Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

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Julia Garner most confusing name because it calls to mind both Julia Roberts and Jennifer Garner, but she is neither.

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Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

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Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

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All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.

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I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

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It’s all fun and games until your jeans no longer fit.

Making waves on Discord:

I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Behind every funny man is a woman who rolls her eyes.

Just shared via Slack:

Making her wear those remote-controlled vibrating panties in public so I can inform her when I’m tired and want to leave the party.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

Just landed via Snapchat:

No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

Spotted on WeChat:

Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

Live now on LinkedIn:

It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

20 Mount Fuji Fun Facts That Will Elevate Your Mind

Prepare to be amazed by these astonishing mount fuji fun facts! 🌋🏔️ Dive into the wonders of Japan’s iconic peak and discover why it’s more than just a breathtaking sight. Let’s explore! 🚀📚

Unveiling the First Set of Mount Fuji Fun Facts

Mount Fuji last erupted in 1707 and is still considered an active volcano! 🌋🔥
Standing at 3,776 meters, Mount Fuji is Japan’s highest peak. 🏔️🇯🇵
The stunning symmetrical shape of Mount Fuji is a cultural icon in Japan. 🎨🗻
Mount Fuji is one of Japan’s ‘Three Holy Mountains’, recognized for its spiritual significance. 🛐⛰️
The climbing season for Mount Fuji is just two months, July and August. 🚶‍♂️🌞
It’s said that about 300,000 people climb Mount Fuji every year! 👣🏃‍♀️
Mount Fuji has five beautiful lakes at its base, offering stunning views. 🌊👀
In 2013, Mount Fuji was added to the World Heritage List for its cultural importance. 📜🌍
The mountain has inspired countless artists and poets over centuries. 🎨✍️
There’s a post office on Mount Fuji’s summit open only during the climbing season! ✉️📮

Discover More Astonishing Mount Fuji Fun Facts

Mount Fuji has its own weather system due to its towering presence. 🌦️🌪️
It’s believed that the first ascent of Mount Fuji was in 663 by an anonymous monk. 🙏⛰️
Fuji Five Lakes form a popular resort area with hot springs. 💦🏕️
Mount Fuji is a stratovolcano made of layers of lava and ash. 🔥🗻
Japan’s bullet trains offer stunning views of Mount Fuji speeding by! 🚅👀
Mount Fuji is considered a sacred kami or spirit in Shinto religion. 🌸🛐
More than 1,000 years ago, it was forbidden for women to climb Mount Fuji. 🚫👩
Mount Fuji is a subject in many Japanese legends and folklore. 📖🗻
It’s said you can see the shadow of Mount Fuji extending for miles during sunrise. 🌅👤
Climbers often start at night to witness the breathtaking sunrise from the top. 🌄🌌

These intriguing mount fuji fun facts surely sparked your curiosity! 🧐✨ Whether you’re planning a visit or just learning, Mount Fuji never ceases to amaze. Until next time, keep exploring! 🌏💡

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68 shares on Twitch this month:

There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

35 shares on YouTube this month:

When someone says they’re never going to talk to me again, I do the right thing and say thank you.

74 shares on Reddit this month:

I was disappointed to learn today that my request for a sabbatical was rejected. Apparently that’s “not how marriage works.”

99 shares on Threads this month:

If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

93 shares on Reddit this month:

King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

77 shares on Pinterest this month:

Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a run?

71 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

85 shares on Messenger this month:

Want to come over and lay around naked, eating grapes like we’re in a Renaissance painting.

56 shares on TikTok this month:

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

55 shares on Telegram this month:

Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

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“Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

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What’s a girl gotta do to feel a dopamine high around here?

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Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

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Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

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I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

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Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

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If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

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I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

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Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger.

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Flex on your kids by asking “are we there yet?” before they do.

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Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

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It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Adulting is only fun when you have the funds.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

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I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger, but also a little grumpy.

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I can’t do the splits. But so far there has never been a situation where I’ve thought, “I should do the splits now.”

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Trending via X:

You’re in her DMs. I’m accidentally reposting reels of Tibetan foxes because I don’t know how to use the app anymore.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

Spotted on Telegram:

I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

Spotted on Slack:

In an effort to keep our house clean before Thanksgiving, I’ve asked my family to go live somewhere else.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.

Just shared via Messenger:

Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It’s called being a man.

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I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

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