🎉 Landing a new job is a major life event, and what better way to celebrate than with some laughter and wit? When your friend clinches that exciting new position, sending a clever message can show your support and bring a smile to their face. Here are 30 light-hearted and witty messages that are perfect for sharing the joy of a new job. 😄
1. Cheers to your new job! May your coffee be strong and your Mondays be short. ☕️
2. Congratulations on the new job! Now you can afford to pay someone to do the laundry. 😂
3. Here’s to your new boss, who’s soon to find out they hired someone’s best friend. Good luck to them! 🙈
4. You got a new job? Time to bring out your ‘I can totally do this’ face! Keep it ready. 😉
5. Heard you got a new job. Time to kiss productivity goodbye for the first few weeks! 😜
6. Congrats on the new role! Now you can use the office printer for more than just work. 🖨️
7. Your new job just means new ways to avoid work. Hats off to your creativity! 🎩
8. Congratulations on finding a job where your procrastination skills can really shine. 📈
9. New job, huh? Can I still count on your Netflix password? 📺
10. They’ve got you in a new role? Get ready to pretend you know what you’re doing again! 😅
11. I’d say ‘Break a leg’ at your new job, but just don’t break the office printer! 🦵
12. With this new job, your bank account is looking a bit less like a ghost town. 👻
13. Congrats on the new job! Just remember: with great power comes great expense accounts. 💳
14. You’ve got a new office? I’ll bring the plants, you keep them alive! 🌿
15. They hired you for a position? Clearly, their standards are as high as your humor. 🎢
16. Your new job is where you’ll find out how much caffeine it takes to work miracles. ☕️✨
17. Congrats on your new job! Now you’re climbing the career ladder, but do it slowly – it’s safer. 🪜
18. Cheers to your new job! Don’t forget us when you’re rich and famous – or just rich! 😎
19. So, you’re starting a new job. Remember, it’s just another opportunity to build a pillow fort under your desk! 🏰
20. Condolences to your free time, but congrats on your new job! 🕒
21. Heard you got a new job! Watch out world, now you’re a professional grown-up. 😂
22. New job! Time to figure out how long you can last without napping. Good luck! 💤
23. Here’s to the new gig! Let’s hope the copier is friendlier than your last job. 🖨️😅
24. Your new job is waiting – your alarm clock isn’t thrilled. 🛌
25. You did it! You evolved from a minion to a supervisor species. 🦸♂️
26. Your new job is proof that working hard pays off. But shhh, it’s still our little secret! 🤫
27. Can’t wait to see your new work selfies! I’ll set the bar for likes so high. 📸👍
28. You’ve got this, but if you don’t, there’s always cake! 🧁
29. Congrats on your new role! Remember, the ‘Reply All’ email button is only as friendly as you make it. 💻
30. So, new job—who dis? Just kidding. Your awesomeness is unforgettable! 😊
🎈 Whether it’s a quirky remark or an inside joke, these messages are a delightful way to acknowledge your friend’s big step. A touch of humor will go a long way in showing your excitement for them. Here’s to new ventures, fresh starts, and lots of laughter along the way! 🎊