As the last month of the year rolls in, it’s time to wrap up with some festive humor! Whether you’re sipping hot cocoa by the fire or dancing in the snow, these funny December captions will add a dash of comedy to your holiday season. 🎄😄
Funny December Captions to Brighten Your Holidays
- Sleigh my name, sleigh my name. 🎅✨
- December: the one time of year when ‘too much tinsel’ is impossible. 🎄🤣
- Dear Santa, I can explain… sort of. 🎅😜
- Jingle bells and Netflix swells. 📺🔔
- Oh deer, December is here! 🦌🎉
- Meet me under the mistletoe… with pizza. 🍕🎄
- Cold hands, warm heart… and a cup of hot chocolate. ☕️❤️
- Feeling frosty, but still fabulous. ❄️💁♀️
- Santa’s on his way, and so is the credit card bill. 💳🎅
- All I want for Christmas is a nap. 💤🎄
- Rockin’ around the Christmas tree, trying not to trip. 🎶🌲
- Let’s get lit, with Christmas lights of course! 🌟🎄
- Dashing through the dough… to the cookie jar. 🍪🎅
- Time to commit to a Netflix binge before resolutions kick in. 📺🥳
- Sippin’ on cocoa and counting down to Christmas. ☕️🎅
- It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas. 💸🎄
- Fleece Navidad! 🐑🎉
- December: a month-long excuse to eat chocolate for breakfast. 🍫☃️
- Celebrating the holi-yays! 🎉🎄
- Chillin’ like a snowman. ⛄️😎
More Funny December Captions to Spread Cheer
- Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose! 🥕⛄️
- Christmas calories don’t count, right? 🎄🍰
- If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard. ❄️😘
- Deck the halls and not your family. 🤪🎄
- Fa la la la la, la la la stress. 🎶😅
- When life gives you snow, make snow angels. 👼❄️
- Eat, drink, and be merry—repeat as necessary. 🍽️🥂
- What’s the best Christmas present? A broken drum—you can’t beat it! 🎁🥁
- Wanna build a snowman? Too bad, it’s freezing. ⛄️🥶
- The elf did it. 🎅🤭
- Snow way I’m going outside in this weather! ❄️🚫
- Sleigh, what?! I can’t hear you over the jingling. 🎅🔔
- Single bells, single bells, single all the way. 😜🎶
- Sweaters are just blankets you can wear to work. 🧥🤗
- There’s snow place like home for the holidays! 🏠❄️
- Got Christmas spirit? Let me pour you a glass. 🍷🎄
- Dear December, I’m ready to party. 🥳🎉
- Keep calm and winter on. ❄️😌
- Hot cocoa, fuzzy socks, and a good book: December essentials. 📚☕️
- Just chillin’ with my gnomies. 🎅🧝
Let these witty December captions bring laughter and joy to your social media feeds as you savor the last month of the year. Remember, a little humor goes a long way in making the season bright! 🎉😂