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Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

I just lost all my tabs. Only now do I understand the tragedy that was the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Today’s kids don’t even get chicken pox anymore, they go straight to STDs.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

You’re my least favourite notification.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

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15,236

Dec 30, 2025

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Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on X:

Big decision to make? Sleep on it. Have a nightmare. Then you’ll be operating on pure adrenaline and will choose more quickly.

Going bananas on Instagram:

I love to watch the enthusiasm of new coworkers, and then their inevitable slow descent into not giving a damn.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Wild Friday night, and by wild, I mean me and the other psychopaths at the gym.

Seen just now on X:

Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Eating watermelon and minding my own business.

Making waves on WeChat:

Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.

Making waves on Telegram:

I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.

Just landed via Reddit:

I need to go back to Friday. I want to do my weekend differently.

40 Funny Long Island Iced Tea Captions to Mix Up Maximum Chaos

Shake up your social media game with these funny Long Island Iced Tea captions! Whether you’re sipping at the beach or partying with friends, these captions will add a twist of humor to your posts. 🍹😄

Funny Long Island Iced Tea Captions to Stir Up Your Feed

When life gives you lemons, make Long Island Iced Tea. 🍋🍹
Sippin’ on sunshine, one Long Island at a time. ☀️🍸
Long Island therapy session: commence! 🛋️🍹
Just another day in paradise with my iced tea in hand. 🏝️🥤
Chaos in a cup, courtesy of Long Island. 🌪️🍹
Sip happens; Long Island Iced Tea helps. 😜🍸
When in doubt, add more Long Island. 🤔🍹
Liquid sunshine with a twist of chaos. 🌞🍋
Sipping this chaos like a pro. 🏆🍹
Cheers to iced tea with a wild side! 🙌🍸
Good vibes and iced tea tides. 🌊🍹
Long Island: because adulting is hard. 🤦‍♀️🍸
Mix it up, sip it down, enjoy the chaos. 🍹😆
It’s a Long Island kind of night. 🌙🍸
Tea party? More like Long Island party! 🎉🍹
When your iced tea doubles as a cocktail. 🤫🍸
Stirred not shaken, but always chaotic. 🌀🍹
This drink pairs well with laughter. 😂🍸
Long Island: the ultimate plot twist. 📖🍹
Sipping my way through the chaos. 🍹😎

Hilarious Long Island Iced Tea Captions for Maximum Laughter

Long Island vibes and high tides. 🌊🍹
The only drama I like: Long Island Iced Tea. 🎭🍸
When your iced tea packs a punch. 🥊🍹
Keep calm and drink a Long Island. 🧘‍♀️🍸
Bringing the party wherever I go. 🎈🍹
Sip me baby one more time. 🎵🍸
Long Island: the unofficial sponsor of chaos. 📣🍹
Drink responsibly… or just drink Long Island. 🤷‍♂️🍸
Just a sip away from an epic night. 🎊🍹
Tea is great, but Long Island is better. 👍🍸
Find me where the chaos is. 🍹🚀
Spilling the tea, one Long Island at a time. ☕️🍸
Why yes, I am on island time. 🏝️🍹
A liquid vacation in every sip. 🏖️🍸
Sipping on the sunny side of life. 🌞🍹
Long Island: where the fun never stops. 🚦🍸
Life is too short for bad drinks. 🍹⏳
When your tea has a little extra kick. 💥🍸
Iced tea? More like iced party! 🎉🍹
Embrace the chaos, sip the tea. 🍹✨

Now that you’ve got these hilarious Long Island Iced Tea captions, go ahead and spice up your posts with a dash of humor and a splash of chaos. Cheers to good times and great captions! 🥳🍹

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91 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

48 shares on Instagram this month:

Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

31 shares on X this month:

I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

49 shares on Twitch this month:

Oh, I’m so excited to wear Uggs, beanies, and oversized sweaters. I can feel fall creeping up.

28 shares on Messenger this month:

Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.

46 shares on Threads this month:

Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

44 shares on Instagram this month:

If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

72 shares on Twitch this month:

One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

22 shares on Slack this month:

I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

47 shares on Pinterest this month:

Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

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I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

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The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.

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Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.

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Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

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It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

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Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

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There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

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I need to start hiding my money from myself.

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I got Botox, and I asked the doctor, “How many years younger will this make me look?” and he was like, “Zero. You’ll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten Botox.”

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Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Dec 30, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

As a kid, I didn’t understand the subtext of ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’ at all. I thought Mommy was cheating.

Spotted on Twitch:

Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

Going viral on Slack:

Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

Just landed via Discord:

I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

Seen just now on X:

Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

Making waves on TikTok:

A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

Spotted on WhatsApp:

We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”

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