Funny exercise quotes shine a hilarious light on the never-ending battle between ambition and exhaustion 🏋️♂️. From telling yourself “just one more rep” 💪 to wondering why you thought burpees were a good idea 🤪, exercise routines are full of moments that make us laugh 😂. These quotes capture the funny side of trying to stay fit while secretly dreaming of snacks 🍕. Get ready to chuckle at your fitness struggles — because sweating has never been so entertaining 😄!
New funny exercise quotes
- You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.
- Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.
- Eat like your treadmill is watching.
- I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.
- I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.
- A big part of my wife’s cardio routine is rolling away from me in bed.
- Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.
- I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.
- Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.
- I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.
Top funny exercise quotes
- Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.
- I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.
- Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.
- Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.
- It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.
- Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.
- If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.
- No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.
- I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.
- Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?
Popular funny exercise quotes
- How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?
- My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.
- Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.
- You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?
- If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.
- I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.
- The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.
- Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.
- Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.
- The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.
More funny exercise quotes
- How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.
- Shopping is the only exercise I need.
- I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.
- The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!
- I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.
- My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.
- The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”
- A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.
- I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.
- If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.
Witty exercise quotes
- How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?
- I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.
- I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising.
- Running feels great until you compare it to not running.
- Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.
- I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.
- Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.
- About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.
- Overthinking should at least burn calories.
- It’s been so long since I had sex last, went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.
Funny exercise quotes remind us that while working out may be good for the body 🏃♀️, it’s even better for collecting funny stories 😂. From wardrobe malfunctions 🧦 to completely failing at yoga poses 🧘♂️, every workout offers a fresh dose of comedy 🤣. These quotes are perfect for anyone who believes that if you’re not laughing during your workout, you’re not doing it right 🙃. So embrace the struggle, laugh at the soreness, and keep sweating with a smile 🤪!