New funny memory quotes

• One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.

• Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

• I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

• I will never forget when my dad had a guy from Verizon call me in middle school to tell me that I was using more data than Obama and that I need to stop.

• A haunted house, but it’s just all apps and websites where you got logged out but can’t remember your password.

• High school crushes were crazy because, why the hell was I running all over school just to catch a glimpse of him.

• Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, ‘They’re eating right now.’

• I came up with my passwords when I was 12, and never looked back.

• This can’t be the same brain I was using to read 750-page novels in 3 days during middle school.

• People think I forgot the shit they said. Ain’t no expiration date on disrespect.

Top funny memory quotes

• The 70s, 80s, and 90s were the best decades – so many memories, no evidence.

• Hey (with the intention of making you forget everyone who came before me).

• Photos are cool because they are like now but for later.

• Sometimes I do this fun little thing, where I take the time to write a grocery list, and then I forget it at home.

• Old age comes at a bad time. Once you finally know everything, you start to forget everything you know.

• In the 90s, you’d always find your way to some stranger’s house.

• Ever since I was a little girl, I have loved staying up really late, hanging out with myself, and thinking about stuff and things.

• You don’t have to remember details when you don’t lie.

• We literally used to write an essay by hand.

• The only thing that could heal me is a memory loss.

Popular funny memory quotes

• I actually do check to see if you told me happy birthday before I tell you.

• Love it when my brain is like, “You forgot something,” and then refuses to elaborate.

• Not photogenic, but I probably look soooo good as a distant memory.

• The only thing I don’t miss about the 90s is people smelling like cigarettes.

• Born to screenshot everything and never look at it again.

• “I’m too young to be forgetting why I walked into a room.”

• For your own sanity, move on like you never knew them, because in reality, you never did.

• My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the garage.

• I’m at the age when riding around town, I say, “When did they build that?”

• Nighttime is when I remember that one weird thing I said in 6th grade, and feel bad about it forever.

More funny memory quotes

• I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

• How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers?

• I miss the old days back in 1955, when I didn’t exist.

• Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?

• I’m so old that when I take a walk down memory lane, I get lost.

• My daughter says I’m making it up! Do you remember having to carry a quarter for the payphone, just in case?

• Adulthood these days is just bills and running out of memory on devices.

• The worst part about waking up is all the remembering.

• They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

• Hey, people, my age. Remember going into the computer lab at school?

Witty memory quotes

• “Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.

• One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

• Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

• I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

• When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

• This post is highly top-secret. You need to forget that you’ve seen it immediately.

• I’ve never found a “Remember Me” checkbox that works. Nothing remembers me.

• I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

• It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.

• One day you burned a CD for the last time and didn’t even realize it.

Funny memory quotes remind us that while we forget what we actually need to remember 📅, our brains have no problem holding onto the most random nonsense 🤣. Whether it’s song lyrics from childhood 🎶, awkward moments from years ago 😬, or the one thing you wanted to forget 🙃, memory is wildly unreliable — and endlessly funny. These quotes are perfect for anyone who’s mastered the art of forgetting everything important while remembering everything useless 🤪. So embrace the brain fog, laugh at the mix-ups, and enjoy the comedy of memory 😂!