New funny moment quotes

• Porn looks so funny when you’re not horny.

• “Are we still going?” … An introvert’s attempt to cancel.

• That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

• Saying “Who is it?” when the doctor knocks on the exam room door.

• That period between finding out you got a new job and actually starting the new job is one of the best times in life.

• That moment when you’re reading but realize you forgot to understand.

• Photos are cool because they are like now but for later.

• That moment when you have to restart a song because the conversations in your head got too loud and you missed half the song.

• Getting a wax is wild, like you really just be bust open talking to the lady like it’s nothing.

• You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

Top funny moment quotes

• In retrospect, I guess “one drunken night of stupidity” isn’t the best response when a child asks you where babies come from.

• Imagine you go bowling by yourself and you go sit down, but it’s your turn again.

• Nothing is funnier than seeing how angry someone gets when they realize they can’t manipulate you.

• Getting a random boner is a bit funny. Like, what is it, boy? What do you see?

• Getting the ick because he put the windshield wipers on at a higher rate than was needed.

• Ordered a coffee, and the barista said, “Anything else?” and I almost said, “Stability.”

• I wonder if the scariest moment ever in history has happened yet.

• Kids be like, I see you have a moment to yourself, and I must correct that immediately.

• On a first date, saying “agree to disagree” every time they share anything about themselves.

• The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.

Popular funny moment quotes

• My favorite thing to do when I see people I know in public is to pretend I didn’t.

• Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?

• I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?

• It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.

• Do you ever hang out with someone else’s family, and you’re like, ooooh, so this is what it’s supposed to be like?

• Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.

• It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

• “Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.

• Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

• (british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?

More funny moment quotes

• My favorite part of parenting is when they’re asleep.

• I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

• Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

• No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

• Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

• Sometimes, I feel like I need love, but the moment I finish eating, I realize I was just hungry.

• Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

• The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

• That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames.

• Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

Witty moment quotes

• I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

• I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

• The moment when I drop my phone, but my fast reflexes slam it into a bloody wall.

• Have you ever accidentally opened your front-facing camera, and it ruined your day a little?

• I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy.

• Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

• I was living in the moment until I was evicted.

• I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

• I just sneezed and farted at the same time. I think my body just took a screenshot.

• What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

Funny moment quotes remind us that some of the best stories come from the most unexpected situations 😂. Whether it’s tripping over nothing 🚶‍♂️, saying something embarrassing 🗣️, or laughing until you cry 🤣, life is packed with tiny moments that turn into big laughs. These quotes are perfect for anyone who knows that even the most cringe-worthy moments can become hilarious memories 🙃. So embrace the chaos, enjoy the randomness, and keep laughing at life’s funny little moments 🤪!