New funny nature quotes

• Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

• When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

• Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

• I should’ve existed as a tree.

• Just call me Mother Nature because I can go from hot to cold in a 24-hour period, too.

• An orgasm before bed is nature’s strongest sleep aid.

• Feels like if cicadas are allowed to just sit in a tree and scream, I should also be.

• Just the owls and I out here enjoying the breeze amongst the trees.

• You ever just see a tree and be like, “Bob Ross would’ve liked this one”?

• Silk is a crazy material. “I like your shirt,” thanks. It came out of a bug.

Top funny nature quotes

• Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.

• If it’s one thing we’ve learned hiking, it’s the early bird that gets the face full of spiderwebs.

• I will never understand people who don’t gasp dramatically at rainbows.

• Nothing like a meteor shower to remind you that burning out can still be breathtaking.

• Imagine you and me as cows in Switzerland, enjoying the view and saying “moo” every day.

• I personally get offended when rain is referred to as “bad weather.”

• Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

• As you get older, it’s amazing how fast bird-watching creeps up on you…

• A storm knows it’s laced with destruction, and yet it rages on.

• The first time I heard “big naturals,” I thought it referred to major outdoor landmarks such as the Grand Canyon or the Great Barrier Reef.

Popular funny nature quotes

• Touched a tree and accidentally absorbed 400 years of wisdom and 2 squirrel secrets.

• Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.

• I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.

• When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.

• I wonder if this next thunderstorm is thinking of me, too.

• If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

• Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

• Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.

• Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

• Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

More funny nature quotes

• Sometimes nature makes art, like trees, waterfalls, and the human butt.

• Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.

• Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

• Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

• I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

• The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

• The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

• Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

• I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

• Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

Witty nature quotes

• A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

• Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

• Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

• The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

• Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

• Nothing says entitlement like a goose family crossing the road.

• Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

• Well, maybe grass should touch me for once. How about that?

• Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

• The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.

Funny nature quotes remind us that while the outdoors is beautiful 🌄, it’s also full of surprises we didn’t sign up for 🤣. Whether it’s getting lost on a “clearly marked” trail 🗺️, battling rogue mosquitoes 🐜, or dealing with sudden rainstorms 🌧️, nature keeps the laughs coming. These quotes are perfect for anyone who loves being outside — as long as it’s not too hot, too cold, or too buggy 🙃. So embrace the adventure, laugh at the mishaps, and enjoy nature’s wild sense of humor 🤪!